dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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