she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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