just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
