Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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