ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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