could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
