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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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