I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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