you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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