as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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