its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just pynch a tree in the face
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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