i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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