Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
