I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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