he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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