so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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