Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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