If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
