We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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