im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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