fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
