I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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