Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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