I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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