...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is Oprah even human
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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