If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
do nipples grow back?
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