Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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