I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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