I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
