I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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