Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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