she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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