there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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