Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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