dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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