but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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