I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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