Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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