I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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