I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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