What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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