Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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