it hurts more in the daytime
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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