That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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