having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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