i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Randomize
