does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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