she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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