dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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