I'm really into asian looking animals
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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